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Six-year-old Lin Xiaoman is the soft, cuddly kindergartener everyone wants to squish—but she harbors a惊天 secret: she’s the Xuanyuan Sect’s ancient ancestor who went missing a hundred years ago! When evil cultivators invade the sect and disciples weep for their ancestor’s return, Xiaoman stands in front of the hall holding a lollipop, and says in a tiny voice, “Stop crying—I’m here!” Instantly, the sect’s ancient formation activates, scaring the evil cultivators away. But the disciples look at the chubby little girl and scream in disbelief: “How is our ancestor a kid?!” From then on, the Xuanyuan Sect has a “cute ancestor” who signs documents with a bottle in hand and revises rules with crayons. When evil cultivators attack, she waves a toy sword and chants ancient spells; when disciples misbehave, she makes them buy lollipops while sucking on a straw; even at the sect’s inheritance ceremony, she sits on the ancestor statue and eats cake. Even the evil cultivators complain: “We can’t hit her, we can’t scold her—this ancestor is way too unfair!”
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