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Lin Xiaochuan, an unlucky nobody, transmigrates into a cannon fodder villain in the cultivation world—just as he's surrounded by the protagonist's team to dig out his spiritual root for a pill, the "Strongest Sworn Brother System" suddenly activates! Every sworn brotherhood grants him others' fortune, abilities, and even romantic luck! To survive, he first clings to a restaurant owner (now rolling in money), then accidentally bonds with a hermit divine doctor (gaining life-saving skills), and most impressively, "convinces" Su Yueyao—the protagonist's icy white moonlight and saintess—to be his sworn sister (now someone shields him from swords and scolds the protagonist for him)! Every bond is a comedy of errors: mistaken for a cut-sleeve with a burly man, nearly struck by lightning with the saintess, even the protagonist's spirit beast wants to "swear brotherhood"! He dismantles the protagonist's script one laugh at a time, going from a "doomed nobody" to the most sought-after connection—until even the protagonist cries: "Brother, take me! I'll never steal your thunder again!"
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