share time: 2025-12-17 12:31:56
My name is Zhou Xiaoshuan, a funeral guy from Mang Village. I've been helping my grandpa with the family heirloom compass and funeral notes since I was little—grandpa called it the "funeral system." One day, I couldn't resist tampering with the notes, and suddenly the compass popped up: "Unlocked Invincible Funeral Master!" I didn't care—until the compass started spamming me with tasks every day: handle Granny Zhang's funeral in the neighboring village, solve Boss Li's yin宅 dispute in the county, even poking my forehead with golden light at midnight. I thought the compass was broken, but on his deathbed, grandpa grabbed my hand and said: "You messed up the system. It will force you to finish all tasks, otherwise..." Before he could finish, he was gone. Helpless, I packed grandpa's savings and left Mang Village, starting my days being nagged by the system to do funerals—little did I know, my "invincibility" had already been quietly activated by the system...
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