share time: 2025-11-03 12:30:52
Modern office worker Lin Xiaoman died from staying up late binging mini-dramas, only to wake up as the successor of an ancient "Immortal Sect"—wrists heal instantly, jumping off cliffs lands her in a歪 tree, poison makes her diarrhea, even toxic wine tastes like osmanthus honey! She wanted to escape 996 and be a "dead fish," but "immortality" became her worst curse: can’t die no matter what, plus the little junior worships her as a "living deity," evil cultivators hunt her as a "living pill," and even the bun lady shoves "arsenic buns" into her hands! Lin Xiaoman squats by the cliff making her "Death Checklist" daily, unaware the cold and ruthless sect leader—who’s been secretly jotting down her silly attempts with a grin—has been replacing her toxic wine with honey and laying cushions under her "suicide cliffs" all along…
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