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Stop Pretending—You're Cultivating Immortality!

share time: 2025-10-03 12:34:28

Office worker Lin Xiaoman recently noticed something odd about her cold neighbor Gu Shi'an: he dances with a peach wood sword at midnight, his succulents grow to human height in three days, and he even catches packages using "object control technique"! After half a month of frustration, she blocks him at the door and blurts out, "Stop pretending! You're cultivating immortality!" Gu denies it with a stiff face, but Xiaoman immediately finds his *Basic Immortality Cultivation Primer* in the closet. Forced to "tutor" her to keep his secret, Gu is driven crazy by Xiaoman's chaotic "cultivation": she drinks his spiritual tea as "fairy dew" and gets drunk, squats on the rooftop yelling "draw qi into the body" (and gets reported by the property management), and even tries to take his spiritual pet rabbit home as a "fairy beast". Just as Gu is at his wit's end, Xiaoman accidentally helps him fend off a仇家's pursuit—turns out her "natural insensitivity" is the rarest "hidden spiritual root"! Now it's Gu chasing her, begging, "Please, cultivate immortality with me!"

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