short series

Don’t Kneel—I’m Just a Delivery Guy

share time: 2025-10-28 00:30:48

Lin Xiaochuan, a delivery guy so poor he has to owe money for egg pancakes, takes a weird order one day: deliver food to an ancient temple deep in the mountains. But as soon as he pushes the door open, the abbot and all disciples kneel down—turns out he accidentally took the “Reincarnated Immortal Token” from a system! Thus begins his hilarious counterattack of “pretending to be a master against his will”: he has to deal with rich people shoving gold cards at him for immortality, hide the fact that he can barely afford a new battery for his e-scooter, use “delivery guy wisdom” to fend off challenges from “cultivation masters,” and win over the ice-cold female CEO who fell for him at first sight—turns out she’s the little fox he saved in a past life! Delivering orders while cultivating, using straight-guy moves to melt sweetness, watch the most down-to-earth delivery guy live the coolest life in the absurdity of “being kneeled to.”

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