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Lin Xiaoman, a 996 office worker, accidentally binds to the "Universal Cultivation System" and plans to counterattack her life through treasure appraisal. However, she mistakes her neighbor Gu Zhao's celadon tea cup for a "Republic of China imitation," only to be coldly corrected: "This is an ancient artifact of the Kunlun Sect." To her shock, Gu Zhao—the "expressionless, stingy neighbor" she's been complaining about—is actually a 3,000-year-old hidden Immortal! The system's task is even more absurd: "Charm the Immortal to Unlock Cultivation Privileges!" From complaining to secretly giving him hot milk tea, from being dragged by Gu to practice qi absorption (mistaken for a yoga newbie by square dance aunts) to discovering their past-life bond—500 years ago, she was a little apprentice expelled for stealing his wine, and he's waited 500 years for her reincarnation. Now, Lin must handle her workplace counterattack, win over this "cold-mouthed but warm-hearted" Immortal, and uncover the system's truth: the so-called counterattack is just "recognizing the person who's always been by your side."
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