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Li Xiaoyu, a modern corporate slave, stayed up late reading Sui Dynasty history—only to wake up as the son of Li Erniu, a minor Sui official. To escape the massacres at the end of the Sui, he begged his father to “rebel against the tyrant Yang Guang”: hoarding kitchen knives as weapons, smearing his face with paint while drawing the “Li Family Rebel Flag,” and teaching village kids a doggerel: “Yang Guang, Yang Guang, steals the people’s grain.” But on the rainy night of the planned uprising, his father lifted his bamboo hat, revealing a dragon-patterned robe underneath, and smiled: “Is the Yang Guang you want to rebel against… your dad?” Li Xiaoyu knelt in the mud, slapping himself and yelling, “Son was stupid!” while imagining a hundred ways Yang Guang would kill his family. To his shock, Yang Guang knelt down, pinched his cheek, and said: “This ‘land distribution’ in your rebellion plan… is fresher than my Grand Canal project…”
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