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Lin Xiaohan, the village's well-known "fool", is always chased by bullies. But his life takes a turn when he picks up a broken gourd and binds to the "Cultivation Counterattack System"—he must complete three tasks: "save the beauty", "slap bullies' faces", and "earn merit" to unlock his cultivation. He doesn't even know what spiritual energy is: when he first saves the cold fairy being hunted, he tricks her into drinking ginger tea with kitchen candy; when bullies block him to steal the gourd, the system suddenly plays background music and forces him to shout, "I, Lin Xiaohan, will be the best in the world"... Between the system's "tricky" tasks and the fairy's quietly blushing ears, why is this silly boy's counterattack path getting sweeter and sweeter?
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