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Modern office worker Su Wan stayed up late binge-watching palace dramas, only to wake up as the most invisible step-queen of the Daqi Dynasty—despised by the emperor, bullied by concubines, and pressured by her family to fight for power. She gave up and became a “lazy salted fish”: hiding in the Phoenix Palace with candied dates and a chubby orange cat, using modern ideas to defuse schemes (winning maids over with milk tea recipes, exposing the framing concubine via “courier traceability”). But her lazy life lasted just three days—Emperor Xiao Jingheng, the cold monarch, suddenly visited daily: snatching her brown sugar glutinous rice cakes, shielding her from family threats, and even defending her when mocked: “The queen’s honor—I’ll uphold it.” Su Wan panicked: “I just want to be a safe lazy fish!” Gradually, she saw his warmth—he’d hide osmanthus cakes for her, drape a cloak over her as she wrote her “Lazy Survival Guide.” When palace plots turned deadly and her family tried to sell her, Su Wan snapped: “Even lazy fish have thorns!” She took down scheming concubines with workplace logic, filled the treasury with live-stream sales, and controlled her family. The best counterattack? I lay flat while you fight—but I win big without breaking a sweat!
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