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Li Xuanzhen, an 800-year-old master of Xuanwu Taoist Temple, wakes up to find his millennium-old temple demolished into a CBD, with only his 500-year-old tortoise left. Desperate, he activates the "Modern Survival System"—he must learn to "be a normal person" in 30 days or lose all spiritual power. He’s forced to live with Su Xiao, an intern from the demolition team, and hilarity ensues: mistaking WeChat for a magic talisman (almost labeled a scammer), using Samadhi Fire to cook instant noodles (nearly burning the kitchen), and finding Su Xiao’s lost project documents with a tracking charm… Su Xiao initially thinks he’s a "weird old man" until he uses the Clear Mind Spell to make her bullying boss confess publicly, and warms her coffee with spiritual power during overtime. But as Li Xuanzhen’s power fades, Su Xiao realizes: the man who always says "this poor Taoist" might really be an 800-year-old immortal…
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