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Urban Slacker Marries the Immortal Empress

share time: 2026-02-28 00:32:14

Lin Chuan, a 30-year-old corporate drone, is the “ultimate slacker” in the city—slacking at work, lying flat at home, even waiting for full-reduction deals for takeout. Until one day, Su Li, the fearsome Immortal Empress in a black imperial robe who can control objects with spiritual power, crashes into his rental apartment! Worse still, he’s bound to the “Empress Marriage System”: he must make the Empress marry him voluntarily within 30 days, or he’ll become a “permanently unturnable slacker” forever! On one side, the Empress’s “immortal disdain” (she thinks his instant noodles are “spiritually impure” and uses magic to make his dirty clothes disappear—including his underwear!); on the other, the system’s “death reminders” (forcing him to give flowers, which she takes as a “challenge token” and knocks him three meters away). Lin Chuan is forced to go from a “layabout king” to a “clumsy wife-chaser.” When the slacker’s earthly warmth collides with the Empress’s thousand-year loneliness, in this misplaced immortal-mortal love, who will fall first?

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