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Urban Immortal Cultivation: My Phone Connects Directly to the Immortal Realm

share time: 2026-01-22 02:32:12

Lin Xiaoman, an office drone, works overtime until midnight—when her phone suddenly connects to “Immortal Realm Wi-Fi” out of nowhere. Her WeChat now has a “Immortal-Mortal Mutual Aid Group”: the Supreme Lord Laozi begs her to buy a phone cooler (his alchemy furnace is overheating), Chang’e chases her for human lipstick, and even哮天犬 (Xiao Tianquan, Erlang Shen’s dog) sends a voice message asking for grilled skewers! Just as she uses “Immortal Express” to send a spiritual herb to her terminally ill neighbor, she’s blocked by men in black suits from the “Spiritual Energy Administration”: “Colluding with the Immortal Realm breaks balance—either work for us, or…” At that moment, a red-alert message pops up in the group: “Laozi’s furnace is leaking spiritual energy; it’ll crash into your neighborhood in three minutes!” Caught between the mysterious organization and the impending immortal crisis, Lin Xiaoman’s hands shake as she holds her phone—she just wanted to help, so how did she get tangled in trouble between two realms?

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