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A security guard who died from overwork in his previous life reincarnates as the most useless disciple in the immortal realm! After stumbling upon a leaky mystical gourd (he almost used it as a chamber pot), he awakens a supreme spiritual root. Bullied by prodigies by day, he secretly absorbs spiritual energy from the gourd to level up at night. When enemies kick him off a cliff to steal his treasure, the gourd erupts with blinding light—the former loser obliterates half a mountain with one palm! But the real shock comes when a devastatingly beautiful gourd spirit emerges, yanking his ear: “Use me to brew goji tea again, and I’ll neuter you!” A hilarious, face-slapping cultivation rebellion begins.
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