short series

Rouge & Blade

share time: 2026-01-14 00:36:11

Su Wan, a modern office worker, stayed up late binge-watching a historical drama—only to wake up as the Great Wei’s most tragic “political marriage tool” princess! The original owner was beaten to death by the enemy general just after arriving at the rival country, not even getting a whole body! At the critical moment, she bonded with the “Counterattack the Kingdom System”—but why is this system even more unreliable than her? Missions like “Conquer the Enemy War King with braised pork” and “Defuse a rebellion by telling stand-up comedy to the emperor”, plus a Northeast Chinese accent voice! Su Wan is forced into a “lazy counterattack”: using modern food delivery skills to ruin the enemy’s grain stores, using workplace PUA tactics to handle court old foxes, and turning the marriage banquet into a “historical roast session”. But as she turns her terrible hand into a royal flush, she uncovers a bigger secret behind the system: this kingdom has long needed a new way to live!

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