share time: 2025-11-07 02:30:45
28-year-old Shen Xiaoman, a Beijing-based screenwriter, suddenly quit her job and returned home unannounced, knocking on the door early in the morning. Her retired mom assumed she’d been fired and rummaged through her suitcase for an "unemployment certificate." Her taxi-driver dad was certain she’d fallen in love in Beijing and secretly checked her phone for "romantic chats." Her 17-year-old brother, fearing she’d steal his room, hid her luggage on the balcony and posted a "sovereignty declaration." Even neighbor Aunt Wang chimed in: "She must be pregnant out of wedlock!" But Xiaoman only wanted to hide at home to write her novel. To her surprise, she was immediately swamped by the family’s "imagined plots" — Mom held her laptop, crying: "Did your boss bully you?" Dad held her wool scarf, grinning: "This guy’s handy, huh?" Brother waved his "protest letter," yelling: "No room-stealing!" Amused and annoyed, Xiaoman played along: "Yes, I’m unemployed, heartbroken, and here to take the room!" But the family’s reaction was even more chaotic...
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