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Modern office worker Su Xiaotang dies from staying up late binge-watching dramas and travels back in time to become the “skinny little wretch” meant to bring good fortune to the General’s Mansion. As soon as she steps through the door, her mother-in-law spits, “Husband-crippling jinx!” Even the parrot mimics her: “Poor girl, go to the woodshed!” But when she picks up a leg-broken kitten, she suddenly hears it curse: “Stupid woman, you stepped on my tail!” It turns out she’s activated the “Animal Language System”! From then on, her life changes: she helps the old ox get back its withheld forage, saves the stranded wolf king’s cub, and even receives a thousand-year ginseng from a squirrel—perfect for curing General Gu Yan’s cold. Her in-laws go from rolling their eyes to making tonic soup daily to please her; Gu Yan, once icy, secretly hides her lost hair ribbon in his arms and says jealously: “If that parrot steals your candy, I’ll stew it for you.” But just as she thinks she’ll be the General’s Wife, the system pops up a red warning: “Alert! Gu Yan’s ‘illness’ is fake?!”
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