share time: 2025-10-19 12:31:48
Shen Zhou, a modern office worker, died from staying up late binge-watching short dramas, only to transmigrate to an ancient prosperous era as the “useless rejected son-in-law” mocked by the entire city. He also binds a sarcastic “Old Dream Counterattack System”—he must complete three tasks: “slap the villains”, “advance in cultivation”, and “charm the cold immortal god” to return home. Starting with being rejected by his fiancée and thrown into a mass grave, Shen Zhou has to fight back with the system’s “silly props”: using “stinky tofu soul-confusing powder” to prank the noble kids who bully him, accidentally unlocking cultivation talent with “expired immortal pills, and even turning the cold immortal Chu Zhaoyue into a clingy “little crybaby”. While bickering with the system, he collects gear and flirts with his wife on the road to counterattack. Little does he know, his “old dream” holds the ultimate secret of this world...
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