share time: 2026-02-10 12:32:57
Modern office worker Lin Chuan stayed up late binging a cultivation drama—only to wake up as the most miserable leader of Qingniu Bandit Camp! His predecessor had run off with all the money, leaving him with three elderly, weak soldiers and a 500-tael debt to a neighboring camp. While he squatted on the mountain chewing tree bark, a young woman named Su Wan, fleeing from pursuers, rolled down the hill—penniless but with a unique ability: touching a broken bowl turns it into ancient spiritual porcelain, a hatchet into a black iron heavy sword, and even Lin Chuan’s ragged shirt yields a rope that can bind immortals! Lin Chuan immediately hugged her and called her “wife,” determined to revive the camp with her power. Su Wan wanted to run at first, but was amused by Lin Chuan’s “modern tricks”—selling divine weapons as “limited editions,” using traps to prank the provoking neighboring camp—and warmed by the sweet egg soup he cooked at midnight. This bandit leader even yelled, “No one messes with my wife!” while protecting her from her enemies with a bamboo spike trap. As they fend off neighboring camp provocation and government suppression, they uncover Su Wan’s secret: she’s the reincarnation of an ancient divine craftsman, and Lin Chuan’s “transmigration” was a plot by a system to bind her! A poor bandit meets a “divine weapon-forging wife—humorous bickering mixed with sweetness, sugar in crisis, watch them turn a broken camp into the number one “divine weapon mall” in the cultivation world!
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