short series

My Husband Can't Understand Human Words

share time: 2025-12-24 00:31:28

Office worker Su Xiao married Lu Jingshen, a "programmer steel straight man." She thought post-marriage life would be plain—microwave meals plus silent overtime—until her husband suddenly activated the "can't understand human words" mode: when she says "I want hot cocoa," he lugs back cocoa spirit grass from Kunlun Mountain; when she says "I want a walk," he takes her flying to the clouds on a sword to watch the moon; even when she envies others receiving flowers, he brings a glowing immortal "Concentric Lotus" that almost burns down the living room! Until she catches Lu Jingshen yelling at his phone, "System, this time it must be right?" She discovers this "incomprehensible" husband is actually a little immortal who escaped from the celestial realm. To marry her, he bound a "Human Romance Translation System," but bugs turned "sweet petting" into "straight-man moves." Behind all ridiculous misunderstandings, it's his clumsy way of secretly saving up the entire celestial realm's tenderness for her.

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