share time: 2026-02-28 00:32:13
Lin Xiaotang, the "most useless" disciple of Qingqiu Mountain, was suddenly sent down the mountain by his master under the pretense of "experience" — but who can tell him why a cultivator's experience starts with selling milk tea and helping old ladies find cats? What's even more absurd is that he's bound to a sarcastic "Self-Reliance System" — if he fails the weird tasks, he'll get zapped until his hair stands on end! Just as Lin is struggling to "earn merit points," he meets Su Wan, a similarly "quirky" urban female CEO: she's cold and arrogant on the surface, but secretly adopts stray monsters and regards Lin's "magic milk tea" as her stress reliever. They go from "mutual disgust" to "teamwork" — using magic to run a popular milk tea shop, joining forces to subdue troublesome monsters, and even slowly uncovering the secret behind his master's "expulsion"... When a useless cultivator meets a cool urban lady, will love quietly bloom amid "magic oops" on the funny road to counterattack?
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