share time: 2026-03-05 00:31:36
Lin Wanwan, an overworked office drone, dies from overtime and unexpectedly binds to a "Cultivation Counterattack System". Her mission: to win over Gu Shiyan, the legendary "green tea puppy" and hidden immortal—soft, clingy, and full of honeyed, manipulative words on the surface, but powerful enough to crush her system with a snap! Forced into a "flirt-to-survive" game, Lin finds herself tangled in absurdly sweet counterattacks: giving milk tea leads to being fed candy in return, faking weakness gets her carried to the infirmary, and even complaining about the system is overheard by Gu... She thinks it’s all tricks and countertricks, until Gu says through red-rimmed eyes, "I’ve waited 3,000 years for you." Only then does Lin realize—this "affection trap" started millennia ago.
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