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Why Mess with Her? She's Cultivated for 10,000 Years!

share time: 2026-01-14 00:34:16

Lin Chuan, an unemployed office drone, accidentally offends Su Wan—a female immortal who’s been in seclusion for 10,000 years—by stepping on her ancient jade pendant. Braced for death, he’s shocked to find Su Wan is a fish out of water in modern life: chasing delivery riders as “sword-cultivating immortals” for three blocks, or nearly blowing up a convenience store by charging her phone with immortal power. Forced to be her “human translator” to atone, Lin Chuan’s troubles multiply: Su Wan’s ancient enemies track her down to steal her 10,000-year-old immortal essence, and hidden cultivation clans in the city eye her as a “walking treasure.” When Lin Chuan takes a fatal hit for Su Wan, the usually icy immortal panics for the first time: “You mortal—how dare you shield me?” This “offending the immortal” mix-up becomes a collision of two worlds. Can they protect each other amid the urban chaos?

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