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The Hilarious Fails of the Flash-Married Couple

share time: 2026-01-01 00:31:48

Modern office worker Su Xiaotang stayed up late binge-watching a xianxia drama, only to wake up as the most useless illegitimate daughter of the Gu family in the cultivation world. Bound to a "Forced Marriage System", she must flash-marry Ye Xuan—the cold-faced Xianzun (Immortal Lord) rumored to be "wife-killing and gay"—or she'll vanish forever! Determined to lay low, her every attempt to stir trouble backfires: pretending to be sick to skip the wedding night, she drinks a tonic and gets hot flashes; trying to run away, she stumbles on Ye Xuan's abs while he's sword-training, and he teases her, "Does my lady like my figure?" Even trying to find a "mistress" to make him jealous, she discovers it's his younger brother! Worse yet, the system's mission is to "ascend to immortality with Ye Xuan". As she digs deeper, she finds Ye Xuan's "wife-killing" rumor is a lie—he secretly leaves her osmanthus cakes, defies the entire cultivation world for her. Full of hilarious mishaps, sweet romance, and cultivation upgrades, this is the story of how a useless young lady and her cold immortal husband become legends!

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