share time: 2026-01-14 00:31:43
Ye Qingning, a great cultivator who sealed an ancient demonic lord 10,000 years ago, wakes up in 2024—meditating in a tattered daoist robe in a suburban cave, accidentally captured by outdoor streamer Su Xiao's live broadcast and instantly going viral! A system binds him, ordering “integrate into modern life in 7 days” (failure means erasure by heaven). Ye Qingning is forced into a “modern survival hell for a cultivator”: using flight to avoid parking tickets (mistaken for a “possessed drone”), fixing Su Xiao's broken phone with qi (making her drop her mic), even botching cheesy pickup lines—turning “You carry my past-life aura” into “Your milk tea's sweeter than my ancient elixir”… Su Xiao, once a “fraud buster”, gradually falls for him: this “old fossil” who can't use WeChat Pay actually has real powers! What's more thrilling? Her jade pendant is identical to the “relic of Ye Qingning's past-life lover” he treasures!
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