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Lin Xiaoman, a socially anxious programmer, lived a life as structured as code—until one day, the agent of national goddess Xia Wantang showed up with a "flash marriage agreement". Xia had been falsely accused by paparazzi of "secretly marrying and having a child" and urgently needed a "zero-social, zero-scandal" "tool husband" to defuse the crisis. Lin wanted to refuse, but looking at his mother's hospital bill, he gritted his teeth and signed. Their married life was like a collision between Mars and Earth: Xia's walk-in closet took half the room, while Lin's instant noodle boxes piled up on the balcony; Xia dragged him to a red carpet, and he hid in the bathroom scrolling Zhihu for three hours; Lin made her a "programmer health meal", and she secretly searched "will eating instant noodles with goji berries cause poisoning" while eating. But when Xia cried holding her grandma's old scarf late at night, Lin silently made ginger tea; when Lin was isolated by colleagues, Xia showed up at his company in casual clothes with milk tea. Just as their fake marriage was turning into real life, the paparazzi who spread the rumor suddenly exposed evidence of their fake marriage—and dug up Xia's long-hidden "scandal with her biological brother"—will their marriage collapse completely?
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