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Su Wanwan transmigrates into the most invisible queen of the Dajing Dynasty. Her only goals? Lie flat, eat every dish in the imperial kitchen, and avoid the emperor and concubines. But the more she tries to be a “salted fish” (lazy bum), the more trouble chases her: The imperial concubine sends “tonic soup” to make her break out in acne, but she pours it to the little prince who’s stealing her sweet-scented osmanthus cake—turning the concubine into the villain accused of “mistreating the prince”. The emperor deliberately dumps harem chaos on her, but she posts a notice: “Find your own maid for problems”—and the messy harem magically fixes itself. The emperor wanted to laugh at her, but slowly realizes: This woman hiding in the garden with a date dumpling has a通透 (wisdom) that’s impossible to ignore. She doesn’t fight for his love—but he can’t stop leaning in, smelling the osmanthus in her hair, listening to her complain, “The imperial kitchen put too much sugar in the lotus root balls again.”
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