share time: 2026-03-02 12:32:01
Loser programmer Lin Xiaochuan worked overtime until midnight, only to run into the invasion of ten thousand races as soon as he stepped out—goblins chasing cats with sticks, vampires robbing plasma at convenience stores, and a stone giant munching on a hamburger while crushing shared bikes! What’s even more insane is that he’s bound to the "Luxury Lunch System": eating aliens unlocks cultivation skills! Just as a goblin pinned him to the ground, he bit the goblin’s ear and instantly gained "Super Strength," lifting the stone giant as a "human shield." Su Qingyue, a cold cultivation genius who intended to save this "weakling," watched in shock as he used a Flame Demon’s fireball as "barbecue charcoal," grilled skewers, and offered her one: "Sis, want extra spicy?" Since then, Lin Xiaochuan has been upgrading by "eating aliens," countering villains, and flirting with the heroine, turning the invasion into a "buffet feast." But when the S-rank alien "Taotie" (the Glutton) arrives, the system suddenly pops up a warning: "Host must devour the ultimate ingredient, or all abilities will be reclaimed…"
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