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Su Xiaotang, a useless modern programmer, accidentally travels to an ancient cultivation world while staying up late coding—only to bind a "Global Bodyguard System"! Completing tasks lets her summon "weird but powerful bodyguards" from different timelines: a fire phoenix turned cute kitten "Little Fireball", a chef uncle with a spatula, even a time-traveling modern SWAT sister! But before she can celebrate, Gu Mingyuan, a villainous nobleman, targets her system to conquer the cultivation world. Su fights back with her team: using Little Fireball's roasted wings to bribe guardian beasts, having the chef blow up pursuers with his "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall" dish, and the SWAT sister using a stun baton on demons! Worse yet, the system's "ultimate bodyguard"—cold swordsman Luo Qinghan—turns out to be her past-life lover? Fighting villains, cuddling cats, and falling in love—Su Xiaotang's "Global Bodyguard Squad" is about to turn the cultivation world upside down!
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