share time: 2025-12-25 00:31:51
Modern office worker Lin Xiaochuan died from staying up late binge-watching short dramas, only to wake up as the most useless outer disciple in the cultivation world—bound to a "Zombie Bride System" that forces him to marry Su Mo, a thousand-year-old zombie empress, or vanish in three days! He tries to flee but finds Su Mo is a face-blind + life idiot: she panics after swallowing watermelon seeds ("Am I gonna sprout?"), chases butterflies into his arms, and even looks up ancient books to understand "liking someone." The system tasks are absurd: "Make your wife smile" rewards a top-tier cultivation manual, "Help her find memories" gives a peerless pill. As Lin teaches Su Mo "how to live" and uses the system to rise from loser to genius, they face her past enemies—like the sect leader who sealed her (turns out he's her misunderstood senior brother). Slowly, Lin, once terrified of Su Mo, falls for this innocent, adorable zombie. Together, they solve her past mysteries, bicker sweetly, and prove even a loser can reach the top—with a zombie wife (and a system) by his side!
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