share time: 2025-11-11 00:30:31
Modern office worker Lin Xiaochuan stayed up all night playing games and transmigrated into the cultivation world as a "useless spirit root" disciple. Just as he was bullied by peers into wanting to jump off a cliff, he was picked up by the cold and beautiful Master Shen Qingge—a top sword cultivator rumored to have "flattened a demon sect alone"—who actually wanted to take him as her disciple? To make it even more absurd, Lin Xiaochuan bound the "Master's Invincibility Value Collection System": as long as he makes the master laugh or blocks attacks for her, he can unlock cultivation skills! Since then, the useless disciple has started a funny counterattack of "clinging to the master's thigh + reverse spoiling the master": giving the cold-faced master osmanthus candy was mistaken for poison, blocking an arrow for her but falling into her arms, watching the master split rain with sword qi and repel villains with spiritual consciousness, Lin Xiaochuan shouts "Master is awesome" while secretly blushing—turns out, the invincible master also has the tenderness to secretly warm tonic soup for him, and he, the useless one, also wants to become someone who can stand by her side. When demon cultivators make a comeback, Lin Xiaochuan holds the sword given by his master and finally dares to say: "This time, let me protect you." But Shen Qingge smiles: "Silly disciple, we've long been bound together by fate."
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