share time: 2026-01-08 00:31:10
Lin Xiaoman, a down-and-out cultivator, lied about being an "ancient immortal master" to collect rent and took Su Wanwan, a workplace doormat, as his apprentice. He planned to fool her with "fake cultivation formulas" copied from the internet, but Su Wanwan actually has a "genius absorption buff"—when Lin Xiaoman casually said "suck milk tea three times to gather qi," she turned it into spiritual liquid; when he made up "twirl a pen while slacking off to nourish the spirit," she unlocked a divine mental method! Watching his apprentice rise from a workplace doormat to the top of the urban cultivation world, Lin Xiaoman went from "panicking to refund" to "lying flat and being spoiled by his apprentice." But when Su Wanwan held up a fairy alliance token and said "I want to marry you home," he realized—he had long turned "fooling" into "sincerity," and the sweetest counterattack was finally daring to say "I actually like you very much."
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