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I, a Security Guard, Bound to the Peerless General System

share time: 2026-02-09 12:32:35

Lin Yang, a community security guard so poor he can't even afford an egg in his instant noodles, is humiliated by his gold-digging ex-girlfriend right in the guard room—just as he's squatting on the steps gnawing a dry bun, a mechanical voice explodes in his head: "Peerless General System bound successfully! The soul of ancient war god Li Cunxiao has taken residence!" Since then, he's like a man with a cheat code: he beats up thugs harassing residents, kicks away hooligans stealing takeout, uses *The Art of War* to help square dancers reclaim their occupied parking spaces, cures an elderly neighbor's decade-old cold legs with internal energy massage, and even accidentally saves Su Wanqing, a billion-dollar heiress being chased. But Su Wanqing insists on pursuing him, the "poor guy in a security uniform," and the system keeps pushing him to complete "general tasks": "Host, it's time to subdue the 'workplace enemies' in the next office building!" Between the sweet-to-death relationship with the heiress and the down-to-earth counterattack forced by the system, Lin Yang rubs his throbbing temples and sighs: "Is a war god supposed to be this unglamorous?"

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