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I'm Really Not the War God

share time: 2025-08-25 15:47:07

Takeout rider Zhou Tie is constantly mistaken for the legendary War God. In desperation, he waves instant noodles to prove his ordinary status, only to trigger a grand military salute. Fleeing through alleys, he collides with the shocking truth: the real War God is his 5-year-old son, who stores cosmic-level medals in a thermal lunchbox. The toddler warns in a milky voice: "Daddy, keep running and you'll inherit my divine military rank!"

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