short series

I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality!

share time: 2026-02-09 06:37:13

Lin Xiaoman, an office worker, has a simple life goal: save money to open a milk tea shop where she can pet cats. But one day, she’s suddenly bound to the “Immortal World Mandatory Assessment System”—rejecting cultivation triggers a “bad luck buff”: her milk tea shop leaks and ruins ingredients, takeouts spill and get bad reviews, even the stray cat she’s fed for three years slaps her paw. Worse, Lu Qingxuan, a cold and noble immortal lord, shows up, claiming she’s a “ten-thousand-year spirit root container” who must return to the mountain with him to “nurture the root”? To protect her ordinary life, Lin Xiaoman starts a “anti-cultivation survival battle”: getting the visiting little immortal drunk with pearl milk tea, pasting immortal talismans as takeout orders, even negotiating a “monthly spirit root rental fee” with Lu Qingxuan… But the more she resists, the more she finds—her occasional overflowing spiritual power can actually make a withered milk tea tree sprout instantly?

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