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Lin Xiaoman, a corporate slave, was scolded until midnight for being the lowest in performance. Squatting at the alley convenience store eating cold oden, she met a mysterious old man in a Zhongshan suit—who held a crumpled "Earth Ownership Certificate" and said, "Five yuan, sell it to you." Lin thought he was a liar but paid anyway. Unexpectedly, from that day on, she could "hear the earth's complaints": when working overtime till 3 AM, green vines suddenly grew from her computer screen, "Hey, if you keep熬ing, my ozone layer will break!"; when dating a cheating man, the ice in her coffee melted instantly, "He asked the milk tea clerk for WeChat last week—faster than my Antarctic ice sheet melting!" Just as she沉迷ed in this fantasy game, a group of men in black suits showed up at her door, saying, "The certificate in your hand is ours." The note from the old man revealed the truth: the earth was never a "commodity"—it was looking for someone "willing to listen to it carefully." Lin suddenly realized: what she bought for five yuan wasn't the right to dominate, but the courage to fall in love with the world again.
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