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Lin Xiaotang, a modern corporate slave, died suddenly from staying up late binge-watching short dramas and transmigrated into the most useless handyman immortal lad in the cultivation world—so useless he'd trip into a manure pit while sweeping, and get bullied by mean senior disciples daily. He planned to lie low, but accidentally activated the "Immortal Lad Counterattack System" via an ancient artifact: Insult him? The system grants a "roast buff" that leaves the offender speechless; Hit him? A "rebound talisman" makes the elder fall flat on their face! What's more, Lu Zhaoming, the icy-cold sect leader who can freeze a spiritual spring with his glare, always covers for him when he messes up—like cleaning the destroyed alchemy room, and blushing as he says, "My disciple is not to be taught a lesson by outsiders." As the useless lad unlocks his divine power, he discovers his true identity is tied to the sect leader's tribulation a thousand years ago……
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