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Shen Qingyao, the ruthless Immortal Venerable from the cultivation world, was betrayed by her heartless senior brother—he ripped out her heart, stole her treasure, and destroyed her soul. She unexpectedly reincarnates as Su Xiaoman, a modern-day loser: she just caught her boyfriend cheating with her best friend, had her project stolen by a workplace green tea bitch, and is about to be evicted from her shabby rental! In despair, she binds to the "Scumbag Reform System" with hilarious rules: she must use "anti-pretentious remarks" to counter scumbags and solve urban troubles with immortal techniques to regain her cultivation. Even more outrageous: her former spirit pet Xiaobai has turned into Gu Jingxiu, a scheming tech tycoon in the modern world, who waits outside her company every day calling her "Master" and secretly uses AI to help her start a "Immortal Venerable Makes Milk Tea" live stream! While using her alchemy cauldron to make "spiritual spring milk tea" that goes viral online, she tears apart the "I had no choice" tricks of her former enemy in this life. Shen Qingyao suddenly realizes: the immortal path isn't about saving heartbreakers—it's about saving herself. This time, she'll crush all the bad people and drag the clingy Gu Jingxiu into a sweet-to-the-bone life!
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