share time: 2025-07-14 00:30:15
After being betrayed and reborn as an overweight nobody in a cultivation world, the former underworld kingpin vows never to be a boss again. But trouble won't leave him alone—assassins chase him with blades, former minions beg for leadership, and even a naive sect sister shoves a mystical beast egg into his hands. Cowering behind sofas with instant noodles as his only weapon, this reluctant hero must navigate hilarious chaos. Can his couch-surfing survival tactics and silver tongue dismantle power structures in a world where everyone wants him dead... or back on the throne?
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