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现代社畜意外穿成修仙文里预定被正派主角囚禁的反派亲妈，为避开未来悲惨命运，她立刻开启搞钱模式，把养崽当作“保命KPI”，攒钱攒资源只为将来躺平躲祸。可谁知刚五岁的小反派非但不“黑化搞事”，反而冷着小脸训她：放下炸鸡，掐了烟！原本想抱崽躺赢的穿书者被反将一军，爆笑日常开启，还暗藏反派黑化的隐秘伏笔。
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