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现代社畜林小满熬夜改方案猝死，一睁眼成了荒年里被全家嫌恶的“傻儿”林阿狗——天生痴傻连热粥都喝不上，却在饿晕后觉醒“过目不忘”金手指！眼见旱灾要逼得爹娘卖七岁妹妹换粮，林阿狗突然举着破《论语》喊要考科举：“中秀才换粮救妹妹！”可全村笑他痴人说梦，亲爹抄扁担要打，直到他当众背出《论语·学而篇》全文，连县学先生都惊得冲过来拽他：“这孩子是读书好苗子！”
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