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From Python Robe to Dragon Robe? You Guys Really Messed Me Up!

share time: 2026-01-15 12:34:36

Modern social animal Lin Xiaoman stayed up late watching a historical drama and accidentally transmigrated into Chu Zhao, the most invisible Seventh Prince of the Great Chu. He planned to live a low-key life, but suddenly bound to an "Emperor Cultivation System"—the mission was actually "turning the python robe into a dragon robe"! The system's operations were more dramatic than the drama: to help him gain favor, it stuffed his modern snacks to the assassinated emperor, making him a "hero who saved the emperor" on the spot; to let him pursue Su Wanyin, the prime minister's daughter, it changed his modern hoodie into the moon-white dress she loved most, making him labeled a "cross-dressing pervert" by her... What's worse, every task reward was an even more outrageous challenge—like using modern jokes to scold corrupt officials in court, which unexpectedly made him seem "truthful"; like being thrown into the imperial garden pond for "marrow-washing cultivation", where he sneezed from the cold but accidentally unblocked his meridians. Just as Lin Xiaoman complained, "You guys really messed me up", he realized: those tricky tasks had quietly defused murder plots, Su Wanyin had gone from avoiding him to seeking him out, and even the emperor had started treating him as an heir... When the python robe was really about to turn into a dragon robe, Lin Xiaoman panicked: "I just wanted to lie flat! System, are you for real?!"

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