share time: 2025-10-03 12:41:39
The system "Counterattack Helper" spent four and a half years searching for its destined host, only to find the host had long been buried—with grass taller than its program code! Desperate, it had to bind Lin Xiaoman, a vegetable market bargain queen with the same name. From then on, Lin's life fell apart: bargaining for pork triggered a "counterattack buff" that drove the boss to the brink of jumping; avoiding blind dates led to a forced "CEO collision" by the system; even using the toilet unlocked a "hidden quest." While cursing the system's poor eyesight, she was forced to rush down the silly counterattack path. Lin Xiaoman wailed: "This isn't a counterattack—it's being forced to be a tool by the system!"
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