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When social animal Lin Xiaoman stayed up late binge-watching system novels, she suddenly bound to a "Whatever I Say Goes" system. Thinking she could lie flat and counterattack, she found the system full of bugs—saying "I want milk tea" brought spirit tea that made her float for three days; cursing her stingy boss made him kneel with a bank card yelling "Senior, spare me!" (the system mistakenly labeled her as his immortal ancestor). Worse, her cold neighbor Lu Shiyan showed up, claiming to be the system's "original owner" and demanding to take back permissions! Forced to team up, they fix system-caused chaos (like turning a delivery guy into a fox demon, turning the company party into an immortal discussion) while uncovering the secret: the system is Lu Shiyan's artifact to find his "fated one," and Lin Xiaoman is exactly who can break his thousand-year seal? Their daily bickering makes you laugh out loud, and the sweet twists keep you hooked!
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